You heard me right.

I'm undergoing the process to convert the good 'ol landyl.com (unused for some 4 years now) into a....... pity machine.

What's the goal? Pity. I've had a nasty life. Telling people stories often involves them screaming "stop!" or "no more!" in an attempt to hold on to what sanity is left. I have bills to pay. I have outstanding debts to pay. Tuition, health insurance, you name it. I have to cut back work hours due to illness, and now more to further my schooling. I have a big piece of karma I need to settle with my parents. I'm a depressed mess on any given day of the week, people seem to love to screw me over on a daily basis, I have old habits of trying to do myself harm... and I need something new to do to kill time (attempting to avoid the old habits)--why not try to make some money in the process, hm? Call me evil. Whatever. Claim I'm using people? Whatever.

The weapons? GoogleAdware, GoogleAdsomethingelse, and some consignment stuffs. This just isn't about me, people, it's about you too!

Objectives: Make me money. Secondary Objective: Make you some money. Rationale: It's the internet, and there are a thousand loopholes around every corner that people are soaking up income from. Why not get in on that? ...That's what I thought.

I'm willing to be fair about this. You click things and sign up for things... maybe toss out a few dollars here and there... I get a kickback, you get a later kickback, based on the system. Aah, one of the joyous things about the internet... money moves around aimlessly and it's just a matter of figuring out where to draw a line and collect some of it. Let's get to it.

Furthermore, I'm going to keep a more active blog of day-to-day feelings and happenings, as well as share some long-overdue [many painful] stories. I'm hoping to express my creativeness to show I'm a good person at heart, and not just some scum trying to run you into a scam. That's the weird thing about this--all the stuff I'm going to suggest you people do? It's all junk I'm trying, too. So I'm not going to walk you into an internet dead end. Hell, I'll even be putting up some guides for download to get you lovely people started.

Screw it, I'm selling out! Might as well take 10 years of internet knowhow and put it to good use, besides just thinking it's cool that I can use google and get the lyrics for any song ever written up on my screen in 5 seconds.